Sometimes you gotta make lemonade out of those lemons… And the owner of this Subaru apparently has the goddamn lemonade monopoly…
Some people look at vehicles differently than you and I. They envision mad-max, zombie-corralling, end-of-days 4×4’s when looking at soccer-mom-stickered family movers. It doesn’t matter how terrible the vehicle is to begin with. They rip off all evidence of “norm” from the car using a winch and a chainsaw. Then they swing hammers, argon, and fire, while crip-walking through the metal slag. The owner of this off-road Subaru is clearly an expert in badassery. It was spotted at a grocery store, where the owner was possibly searching for bear meat and PBR’s to complete the ultimate American badass package.
Well done Subaru owner. I applaud your work, style, and complete lack of giving an eff about what society thinks a Subaru Outback should be.